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MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

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Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

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Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


PEEPSHOW - In the back of the cupboard behind the old boxes of rice, The forgotten Easter candy have their fun.


TAGS: peeps candy show
Rating: 4.73/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2012, 10:01 am
Very cute.
rerun - March 29, 2012, 7:18 pm

Great, love it.


WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.


TAGS: red green handyman duct ***e
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct ***e as the handyman's secret weapon.


LINUS -


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

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Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm
nice
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am
Nicely done RL.


HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC.




BACON - Mmmmmmm bacon, it's meat candy...




MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.




MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - A Real Man can wear sequins and bright colors and still make you wish you were him.


TAGS: macho man randy savage tribute
Rating: 4.73/5

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rudeboy308 - May 25, 2011, 1:12 am
It also helps to have some of the best promos that make even your WTF? statements sound awesome. R.I.P. Randy.


Quality -


TAGS: red green quote handsome handy
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 18, 2015, 10:10 pm
As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
5 rolls of duct ***e
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs


MUSIC IS LIKE CANDY - If you take away all the rappers, you are left with the good stuff.


TAGS: music candy
Rating: 4.49/5

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internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 4:25 pm
Don't worry Amren, we all hit rock bottom sometime in our lives... :P
Amren - July 24, 2011, 10:49 am
How I long for the day when rap goes away! Hey, I rapped...Crap!


RANDY SAVAGE - I'm coming for you Jesus, no rapture on my watch !!!


TAGS: randy savage coming for jesus
Rating: 4.4/5

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crankyhead - May 21, 2011, 1:24 am
Randy, if you end up in hell in5tead, drop kick Bin Laden for me ok?


VOICES - Because psychopaths are fun to watch




WHAT IS IT -


TAGS: nature trees handy
Rating: 4.7/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:15 am
Celebrate Life!
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:16 am
LOL!
steph1 - April 5, 2011, 2:32 pm
what is it? i'd say it is alcoholism


PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)


TAGS: kids candy pixy stix crack mom old school
Rating: 3.32/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:37 pm

pixystickninja needs to cut this down for an avitar


GOD HATES JERSEY SHORE -


TAGS: jersey shore god hurricane sandy
Rating: 4.5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:44 am
Natural Disasters: God's way of "Cleaning house".
Bolverk3778 - October 31, 2012, 8:41 pm
Must Agree. 'Jersey Shore' Gets my vote for the worst Tv Prog of all time. But on the up side the unemployment rate in NJ is about to plummet fallowing the wake of Sandy.


LAWFUL EVIL - DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS!!!


TAGS: alignment dnd lawful evil military guns shiney eye candy
Rating: 3.16/5

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MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:30 pm
Ive sh** people for less. lol jk


POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!




SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT - Sometimes you feel like destroying half the coastline.


TAGS: godzilla mounds candy crazy disaster
Rating: 4.5/5

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MPsniper - June 18, 2011, 6:26 pm
i KNEW that wasnt a tsunami
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 6:24 pm
lol, but now that jingle is 5tuck in my head
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:58 pm

nice re-work dude....good first effort.


Dagoba -


TAGS: candy chocolate jedi star wars yoda
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2016, 11:50 pm
Awesome! Lol
NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:06 am
"Direct from the swamps of Dagoba...!" And you thought Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pies had a disgusting ad-slogan.
nicholsjoshua15 - July 6, 2014, 1:54 pm
I'm watching Star Wars : Empire Strikes Back, I love the movie but Master - Yoda is so annoying. If I had been Luke I would have killed Yoda and just trained myself or let Darth - Vader train me and use the Darkside against the Darkside. Like Revan did.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2014, 3:53 am
Oh, no! =-O Lol :-D
GaryO - June 23, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hah! The new kid’s gotcha there, cynic.
Glace1221 - June 23, 2014, 5:32 pm
Talk backwards, this one not. Imposter, this Yoda is.


MOST OF US -


TAGS: andy rooney teachers
Rating: 4.82/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:22 am
I'll remember that Mr. Airman
Peso - January 24, 2011, 7:48 am
Profound! Don't know about Andy Rooney, but my brother was boffing his English teacher in HS. I'm sure he often "remembers" her...
GySgt1811 - January 22, 2011, 2:54 pm
Me, too, Rerun. I've considered legal action...but revenge would be sweeter. (There was that incident of the cherry bomb in the nun's restroom in 1961; but the less said about that, the better...they're still looking...)
rerun - January 21, 2011, 6:48 pm

this is fantastic.....I have several teachers I remember who helped me shape my life and become who I am today.


FUN SIZED SNICKERS? -


TAGS: tiny hardly worth the effort candy bars
Rating: 3.46/5

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BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:42 pm
I see, a pinball flipper, eH!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
It's a finishing move....I remember the arcade game.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
Hey, he only wants is his watch back
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Okay, yeah, he's not doing a basketball signal. Bart will tell you what my avatar's doing. He's one of the few others here that knows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
WTF is that supposed to mean?....are you dissing my mother?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:33 pm
:})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:28 pm
Steam trains eh?....you are a backwards people. Take it easy Derek, I'm just funnin with ya.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
Humour can be like pressure in a steam train. You seem to have let off too much Mooooooooooooooooooo.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Sorry about that. I never was much good at basketball.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Ha!...even spell check hates New Zealand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
I forget ....does Kiwi mean you're from New Zealand, or that you're totally g**?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:18 pm
The urge to reply with, "Yes, yours" was not exactly defeated seeing how, well, I still typed it... but no, my avatar is signaling the DOUBLE DRIBBLE violation in the game of basketball. Good guess, though. ;)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Thank you Produce. Is your avatar tossing a salad?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:12 pm
I'm a Kiwi Mooooooooooooooooooo, as your globe should tell yooooooooooooo.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
;}) looks exactly like V, Derek.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
Where are you from Derek....I'll come up with some more appropriate stereotypes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
Narwhals go wherever I tell them to.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
It's true, I am 4º out, however your knowledge of narwhals is a hemisphere out. ;})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:58 pm
Just checked my globe....opposite side of the planet from England is Ocean....so I'm gonna a**ume you're a Narwhal.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker - yes, I am having fun now! ;})
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:53 pm
So glad you've learnt to spell you name consistently Mooooooooooooooooooo. The self-respect was hard-earned. I think we got it from the same institution. (Not a "Limey" BTW - opposite side of the planet.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm
Fish and chips in newspaper?.....where's your self respect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
Just because they only let you limey f***s eat black pudding and Indian takeaways....doesn't give you the right to criticize Derek.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
and you weigh... ?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 11:41 am
Agreed. 5.


HAPPINESS - Is like Candy ,..ya gotta share it..


TAGS: candy share happiness friends love
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mistyblu - March 2, 2012, 9:22 pm
i did it!...i made one for motitwist also...:)
Verdeckt - March 2, 2012, 3:14 pm
It's nothing wrong, Moti-Twist is a sister site to Motifake, located here > www.motivationaltwist.com for posters that can be interpreted in a positive (ie not demotivational) way.
Mistyblu - March 1, 2012, 3:13 pm
where is moti twist..would you give me the link?..directions.?I hope I havent done anything wrong. I can also be reached at [email protected]
Mistyblu - March 1, 2012, 3:10 pm
Not terribly good with computers..what do i do?Would you help me please.
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:54 pm
Please also upload to Moti-Twist


CANDY - When people ask me to share... I give them the ones I don't like




SUCH IS LIFE - Being a pezimist means always expecting to be out of candy




EYE CANDY - It ain't always about the babes


TAGS: eyes candy babes
Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:00 pm
Yikes! 5 runny centers.


MY BROTHER-IN-LAW - That's The Last Time We Invite Him To The Family Cook-Out




IT'S A TRAP! - "Hey! There's no candy in here!!"


TAGS: babysitter candy childcar
Rating: 4/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 11:02 pm
Hammy, cut the other p***'s some slack will ya?


DON'T WORRY KIDS - It's just the FBI




RAWR FACE - Because even Andy Biersack can pull it off too




FREE CANDY.... - Looks legit to me


TAGS: candy
Rating: 3.57/5

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dy2012 - May 30, 2012, 6:09 am
hehehe.. more legit if he put Willy Wanker


POTENTIAL -




OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: candygram
Rating: 3.88/5

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BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:36 am
5 pizza delivery poodles
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 11, 2009, 1:48 am
Genius. A respectful cadre of five bowing lions, good sir.
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:49 am
Hey thanks. Unexpected. But, in this life, you take it where you can get it ... which is often where someone else forgot they left it.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 12:46 am
Congrats on the perfect poster through 10 votes
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 12:25 am
We need a Mel Brooks day on the calendar. 5L Sean.
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:05 am
"Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!"
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:05 am
I can now picture that too. God I love that movie. On my top ten for sure.
WTFO - November 11, 2009, 12:01 am
Your reference to 'candygram!' reminds me of Blazing Saddles "Mongo like candy."
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks, dudes. And WTFO, I originally had "candygram!" in the text but it made it kinda muddled. That skit is on Youtube, by the way.
WTFO - November 10, 2009, 11:43 pm
Outstanding! Might that have been a land-shark?
spacedog - November 10, 2009, 11:36 pm
LOL! 5Ls


THE INTERNET -


TAGS: free candy looks legit
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:47 am
Hey I just meant natural causes ... like the flu epidemic of 1918 that probably iced up to a fourth of the world's population ... but mostly the old and the yound (and cute, especially the cute, that's why we are such a rarity now).
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 1:44 am
Cold case files, case closed.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 1:43 am
Oh, that makes me feel a lot better.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:41 am
In the pic in it's original size, you can clearly see a cute little blonde girl looking out of the window (the open one directly above the hood there). But don't worry. She's probably dead by now.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 10:21 pm
Down-low 5.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
Straight up 5.


HAPPY EASTER -


TAGS: bunny easter candy
Rating: 2.8/5

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TheABC - April 28, 2011, 3:39 am
Just had an epic idea, motifake trading cards, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it,
steph1 - April 24, 2011, 11:42 am
LOL - after the easter holidays you maybe should go see a shrink - get well soon


satisfaction -




DOWN GOES FRAZIER -


TAGS: jack handy quote
Rating: 4.77/5

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lgvernon - April 30, 2012, 10:15 pm

And it remains my favorite sport. But geez, I wish someone truly great would come along.


EYE CANDY - Eye candy in a suit is like eating an M&M. It isn't until you get past the outer coating that you find the real treat.


TAGS: eyecandy suits men mandms
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:42 pm
Nah chocolate the peanuts get stuck all over your teeth.
Sho - May 5, 2012, 6:38 pm
Peanut


SCORPIOS & CANDY CORN - Suddenly remembered in late October, but forgotten by early December


TAGS: halloween candy corn scorpio zodiac signs
Rating: 3.22/5

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TheWolf - June 11, 2010, 10:12 pm
*sob* I can't beleive you understand me!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 7:51 am
Nice angle.


CRUNCHY NOUGAT FILLING - Irresistible!




SWEDISH FISH - Its always the little ones, that snap first.




RANDY ORTON'S VOICES - They tell him to headlock.....again.....and again.....and again.




HE COULDA BEEN A CONTENDER -


TAGS: boxing ballet rerun jack handy
Rating: 4.3/5

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TheSanityInspector - November 22, 2011, 8:22 pm
It's like the beer barrel polka, without the beer, the barrel, or the polka.


JON PERTWEE - Reverse the polarity!




I'M WIDE OPEN - That's What She Said




The Sugar Rush -




Trick or Treat -




Overlord -




jolly old elf? cia spook? -


TAGS: sandy claws
Rating: 5/5

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observingthisplanet - January 14, 2014, 5:43 pm
"My favorite song?" Oh, I don't know... I guess it's EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE by the police.


HE WHO ASPIRES - to be a hero must drink Brandy




SUBWAY FLOODING - Am I the only one worried about the C.H.U.D.s? Can they breath underwater?




LOVE NOTES -


TAGS: the glass ceiling at necco candy was shattered
Rating: 3.88/5

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MO - March 9, 2010, 1:42 pm
One of my fav quotes!! That will do!!
LogicDude - March 9, 2010, 1:39 pm
Sure these weren't from MO's personal stash?


GREAT THANKSGIVING MOVIES -


TAGS: comic genius i miss john candy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Stenboy - January 8, 2010, 1:25 am
I went to a matinee showing of PT&A with my girlfriend at the time. We brought a Big Gulp from 7-11 that was half C&C and JD. By the time we got to the motel room scene in the movie the Big Gulp was half empty. I never laughed so hard in my life.
union - December 26, 2009, 8:57 pm
One of those movies you can watch every time its on.


DEMOTIVATION - Starburst Sucks, and so do you!




EYE CANDY - for the ladies.......mmmmmmm


TAGS: ladies eye candy hugh jackman ***y man
Rating: 2.66/5

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Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:27 am
Om nom nom nom


WANT MORE ANDY ROONEY - With Those Eyebrows?




TOKENS OF YOUR AFFECTION - $12.99 Flowers, $5.99 candy, and a ten-line, hand-written poem... You really have taken the demonstration of true love to the limit, Don Juan...




THE MILKY WAY -


TAGS: candy bar humor astronomy
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:26 pm

LOLOLOLOL!!!~
lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:26 pm

LOLOLOLOL!!!~
GaryO - February 14, 2014, 8:30 am
So, there IS an apple (self: deep voice, duh)…..alright, alright….but….never thought I’d say this (sigh)….THERE CAN BE NO s******ING!…aaaand the loser has ta shave.
lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:36 am

I may distract you with it...
lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:36 am

I may distract you with it...
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 11:43 pm
OK, but…..yer not gonna use yer neck are ya?
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 11:03 pm

Wanna arm wrestle?
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 10:58 pm
Charming
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 10:26 pm

No turtlenecks. I have a neck like Dave b***s.
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:04 pm
Well, shyt, there’s another E in Katherine, ain’t there
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:02 pm
Huh, maybe Katherin….with the complimentary turtleneck?......and 10Ls for Missy's comment
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:51 pm
I don't even want to know how the Milky Way looks from Uranus. See that's the kinda sh*t in my head...and a few 5L's too.
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 1:52 pm

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~ :>
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 1:52 pm

Does this mean I am the Audrey Hepburn of Demotivational Posters? I always did want a swanlike neck.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:54 am
Too hilarious! Haha!
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:12 am
This kinda stuff I really love. Classic LGV.


How To Draw A Bunny -


TAGS: art bunny model andy warhol
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - March 25, 2014, 4:36 pm
A veritable rabitunity!
Airman - March 25, 2014, 2:42 pm
this could be good news for Sean


Freedom -




NAME THEM -


TAGS: candy bars
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - December 7, 2012, 4:20 pm
never tried.. I have bitten them in half. I think what miss priss called a PeanutRoll I have know as Payday bar
ughomer - December 7, 2012, 9:50 am
Ever try to cut a malted milk ball in half, Airman?
Rudedog - December 7, 2012, 1:12 am
I'm just impressed that Ms Priss pulled down the Turkish delight at number 11. Can't say I've ever had the pleasure of T-delight
MissPriss - December 7, 2012, 12:19 am
NestleCrunch,Mars,Skor,CoffeeCrisp,Rolo,OHenry,Toberlone,AlmondJoy,MilkyWay,Snickers,TurkishDelight,SweetMarie,3Muskateers,Caramilk,PeanutRoll,CoconutDelight,Mr.Big,CharlestonChew,KitKat Or the PMS survival kit!Where's the reese peanut b***er cups?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2012, 10:33 pm
You're freaking me out Gary.
GaryO - December 6, 2012, 8:41 pm
17-mounds or spunow (depends on how you look at it)
ughomer - December 6, 2012, 7:54 pm
9 - ALMOND JOY TO THE WORLD 10 - MILKY WAY IN A MANGER
Greeny - December 6, 2012, 7:14 pm
How in the world do you get a clean cut on a b***erfinger?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2012, 6:52 pm
Dental bills, childhood obesity, hyperactivity and diabetes. 15 is a caramilk.
rerun - December 6, 2012, 6:47 pm

Dammit Airman. #3 b***erfinger, # 5 Rolo #12 milky way #17, that nasty coconut concoction.....#1 - 20, diet busters


Numero Deux -


TAGS: sequels movies anchorman will ferrell ron burgandy promotion over kill
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 11:36 am
I was really starting to get sick of his face...especially when he came here as a sportcaster for the "Roar of the Rings" curling tourney. But I know I'll end up renting the d*** video!
GaryO - January 16, 2014, 10:02 pm
‘tis a fact


Candy Corn -


TAGS: trick or treat halloween candy
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - October 17, 2013, 12:57 am

One thing you can do with candy corn... dissolve it into the liquor of your choice (I like it in vodka), tastes good and nice color too.
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 11:01 pm

My favorite candy~~


Stranger Danger -




Endangered Species -


TAGS: dark chocolate candy animals ingredients
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2014, 2:51 pm
I personally like Tropical Tree-Frog Tango, bwahahaha!
Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:04 am
I'll take two panda swirls and a sea turtle crunch!


THE WAIT -


TAGS: andy gibb
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - January 26, 2013, 6:29 pm
5L, Mooooooooooooooooooo’s comment. I find myself just cruising thru the comments lately…lotsa LOLs there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2013, 5:00 pm
It would be a real shocker if he showed up......A zombie could starve looking for brains at a bee gee's concert.
ughomer - January 26, 2013, 4:27 pm
The Bee Gees Tribute "Stayin' Alive" will be performing in the Green Bay, WI area next week. Andy Gibb won't perform, alas.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 7:57 am
Agreed Cubby. I love their song "How Deep is Your Love". Actually the Bee Gee's earlier songs were quite good. Albeit, Rock n' Roll still rules. Now let's talk about "Air Supply's greatest hits, eh, eh?
rerun - January 13, 2011, 6:44 am

he had a hit in 2007.
Cubbybear - January 12, 2011, 10:05 pm
The late 70's...Shadow Dancing was my fave.
ICEMAN - January 12, 2011, 9:23 pm
When???
Cubbybear - January 12, 2011, 8:52 pm
Andy had a few good songs.


GOLF CURSES -


TAGS: golf course sandy sand trap club calendar
Rating: 4.55/5

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forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:50 am
thx! some fortunate circumstances lead to this text.
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 9:40 am
Nice one skinny


HOPELESSLY - devoted to you




TECH SUPPORT FAIL -




Diet or diabetes -




EYEWITNESSES -




Safety Tip -


TAGS: trick or treat candy halloween
Rating: 4.17/5

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Sho - October 25, 2013, 12:06 pm
I think that's actually brilliant
PapaFox - October 25, 2013, 10:56 am
I heard a report a few years back of the number of children confirmed to have been injured or poisoned by Halloween treats given by strangers since the 1950's ... Zero. Don't let the hype spoil a tasty holiday!


THE BIGGEST LOSER - Wonder which way the Halloween haul is going to tip the scales?




ANONYMITY - Though this job apparently pays well...no one wants to write home about their days behind the glory hole. Things could get sticky.


TAGS: poster fodder forgive the gutter mind bacon jesus religion keep your bible handy this is one hell of a ride nice camera btw
Rating: 3.94/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 10:14 pm
Actually, it's Pat's Place ***ering off. Prison would be far less mild.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 9:52 pm
looks like Pat's Place, In Prison
spacedog - March 6, 2010, 9:35 pm
Good poster Bart, 5Ls.


OCD - Now with handy remote!


TAGS: now with handy remote
Rating: 3.89/5

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bassistciaran - May 18, 2010, 7:26 pm
it was XD, at least someone got it, i may have phrased it badly, apologies for any misunderstanding
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 6:52 pm
Seeing as it was the users first comment and he has only three fakes it is hard to tell if it was intended that way or not.
Chef - May 18, 2010, 6:41 pm
I was just wondering if the comment was a VERY clever joke about OCD day... or something else
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
Don't fret chef, some peeps just aren't educated enough to life here on motifake.
Chef - May 18, 2010, 6:36 pm
Yes I know it is... but the joke doesn't work if you substitute "Effects pedal" in the poster...
thatonechick - May 18, 2010, 6:30 pm
Yeah but today is OCD day. Please visit the forum every now and then to check out the a**ignment calendar.
bassistciaran - May 18, 2010, 6:28 pm
thats not a remote dumbass, its a guitar effects pedal


AMBIVALENCE - Because nothing says faith in God like an arsenal of automatic weapons.


TAGS: gun sandyhook politics nra 2nd
Rating: 3.75/5

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timsangry - February 11, 2013, 6:42 pm
Ummmm, automatic pistols? Nice try lefty.
ughomer - February 11, 2013, 10:25 am
Tab ~ send this over to Politifake - but don't be surprised if you get low ratings. Try Religifake too. 5L for this poster!
Bolverk3778 - February 11, 2013, 5:35 am
Nothing wrong with being a member of the Faith and owning automatic weapons, it's when you start to hear a voice that purports to be God, telling you to break the second commandment that the problems start!!!
EmilioDumphque - February 10, 2013, 11:15 pm
"Home of the brave"


KITCHEN DUTY 5 AM. - When Making Cinnamon Buns You Need Lot's Of Flour .


TAGS: andy
Rating: 3.67/5

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VIRTUAL PET - Some Assembly Required




FAIRY TALES REDUX -




Halloween -




PEACE OFFERING 2 - Sorry, Chick, I found this Gigantic Candy Bar For You But Culos Stole It!


TAGS: candy bar for thatonechick
Rating: 2.73/5

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thatonechick - January 25, 2010, 11:18 am
How in the hell did I miss this? 5L for the giant candy.


PARROT IS WATCHING -




IDOLS -


TAGS: american idol simon paula randy all morons why do we listen
Rating: 2.71/5

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BOHICA - September 30, 2009, 1:48 am
Such animosity, lulz? Its not like I said he wasn't entertaining.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:44 pm
Moderator? Can we get a ruling on lulz?
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:42 pm
I enjoy watching how crazy he can get on air personally.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:41 pm
what you got against Glenn Beck you stupid anime faggot
MO - September 29, 2009, 10:49 pm
Simon is the reason I don't watch. As a matter of fact, that eurotard is #2 on my list of what's wrong with this country...over inflated douche bag.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 10:04 pm
Yeah, Douches are fun to watch. I think that's why Glen Beck is still on the air.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 9:57 pm
Usually, Simon is the only reason to watch.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:18 pm
oops. God! I can't believe I did that! I forgot to log in...
spacedog - September 29, 2009, 7:11 pm
You sent them anon. too Bart.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:10 pm
Crap! A godd*** typo!


Skittles -




OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH - YEAH!!!! r.i.p.


TAGS: macho randy savage
Rating: 2.43/5

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FatherTyme - June 4, 2011, 1:04 pm
5 off-the-top rope elbows for you d00d *wipes tear from eye*
longnose - May 22, 2011, 1:48 am
this is a tribute dude!
champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:35 am
Sorry, lame. Have some respect for the dead. He was someones relative.
champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:35 am
Sorry, lame. Have some respect for the dead. He was someones relative.


I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE CANDYSHOP...LALALALA -




RANDY, RANDY, RANDY - I Told You That Margaritas And Multiply Were A Bad Combination




CANDYMAN - There's nothing sweet about being gutted like a fish !


TAGS: candyman
Rating: 1.78/5

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MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:23 pm
That's a pretty good movie.


BIT-O-HONEY - *SMACK* Bet ya *SMACK* can't eat *SMACK* just *SMACK* one. *SMACK*


TAGS: bit 0 honey candy
Rating: 1.71/5

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BoneCD - August 11, 2009, 9:26 pm
It's the stuff that you give back at Halloween
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:05 pm
That's an amsome adjective.
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:03 pm
LOL!!!
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 9:02 pm
ot's = it's in failville.
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 9:01 pm
The picture.... ot's been snyderized!


Halloween -


TAGS: halloween candy wi fi van
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - October 27, 2014, 10:54 am
5MACK!! Outta the park!
Thedge - October 26, 2014, 1:40 pm
With pay per use booths for s*e*x*t*i*n*g. Sheesh !


Eye Candy -




happy valentine's day -


TAGS: candy
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 12:38 am
Who ate all the CHOCOLATE???? (sound of sh**gun loading) I want my fukcing chocolate right NOW!!!! LUUUUUUV the empty wrappers you evil duck! 5L
GaryO - February 14, 2015, 6:25 pm
win win...'cept for losing the stash


Halloween -


TAGS: pzy candy drugs adults halloween
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 27, 2016, 10:40 pm
Sick and paranoid! Definite ^!


CHOCOLATE EGGS -




Diabetic Nightmare ! -


TAGS: candy
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2015, 1:50 am
Every year, the same health challenge, no matter how I plead.
mizzdizz - December 28, 2015, 12:40 pm
I have an aunt that in addition to diabetes, food allergies! All the candy, nuts, n stuff? Is it a suicide hint or a death threat? LOL! The thought's nice, but you still have to throw it out. Everybody else got candy n stuff too! 5 L!


Life -


TAGS: life toilet paper andy rooney
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:32 am
I LUUUUUV this!!! Goes good with the quote! I'm gonna have to make this toilet paper holder! Have to include the quote! I'm totally stealing this! Tnx oh soggy eyed one! 5 inspired lions!


Your Demands -




HAPPINESS -


TAGS: beware of strangers unless they have free candy and a nice van
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 5, 2015, 8:57 am
Nice! 5L for poster and 5L for the tags!


Free Candy -




wether's original -




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